If you have found your way to my blog, you probably already know me from elsewhere or else you are this guy looking for a “final solution” to the NigelTeapot problem.

naziswantmegone

Now, if you are the latter, I’m not implying you are a nazi.  Your socialism, atheism, love of eugenics, and love of censorship implies you are a nazi.  I am outright calling you a nazi.  Slight difference.

Anyways…

I am Nigel Teapot.  My name is Nigel and I am a Teapot.  I have been banned from just about every social media site, forum, or blog on the internet that I have been a regular user of.  You may start crap, but I am a master.


For about four years I was @NIGELTEAPOT on twitter, and as NIGEL I made hundreds of friends and thousands of enemies.  Less so friends after April 2015, which was the date my first shadowbanning.  I don’t specifically remember why it happened, as I was shadowbanned so many times since then I could barely get a single impression on my posts.

On twitter, I was on a very short leash.  Impossibly short.  One time a sodomite threatened to rape me and I was banned for a day for refusing him.  I was once banned an entire week during Easter because I said sin causes shame.  I had to enter a phone number almost weekly to unlock my account because some dumb 30-something with the brain power of a 15-year-old could not argue against me.

On here, I have no censor.  I never minded it much on twitter.  I knew the people I faced were not all there mentally, and I knew the moderators were just following the orders of their marxist religion.  Out of the hundreds of lockings of my account and dozen or so bans, the worst was the time I was once banned for over a week for using the word “feeble” in regards to someone’s argument.  Oh how that annoyed me, as I LOVE using the word “feeble,” and knowing that it would be an immediate excuse to silence me for whatever grudge the twitter staff had against me at that moment was the only time that I ever really felt the sword dangling over my head.  They couldn’t just get me for telling the truth, and sometimes they even followed their own rules and gave a slap on the wrist to the people violently blaspheming and threatening me, but they never missed a chance to persecute me with the first mickey mouse excuse they could find.

Here though?  Feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble, feeble-minded dickless children stuck drowning in the delusion dungeon of his mother’s basement soon to face what happens after “revolution” to every “useful” idiot.

Oooooooh, delicious!  That almost makes up for 4 years of holding that in.


As for this blog, I have named it my “abattior” for obvious reasons.  I figured it was timely considering my enemies’ love of abortion facilities, except this is where I personally go to cull the “unworthy.”  They kill children, they elderly, and the infirm; I kill error.  You tell me which pursuit is more noble.

The blog tagline, “Late for the kill, early for the slaughter.” is a title of a song by the Swedish band, Soilwork.  I don’t like the song, but that line has always stuck with me.  I don’t care for the band as well, as their song “Sovereign” always weirded-me-out.

I will try to give each post some backhanded ms paint image to spice things up.  I used to use photoshop daily, but I no longer have it.  This will have to do.

As for the posts I will make, they will belong to certain categories:

Who is a Teapot? – A directory about me.

The Only Things That Matter – A directory for my discussions on Religion, Culture, and Politics.

What I Have to Say – A directory for essays and letters I have decided to post here.

 

Words of Others and the Past – A directory of quotes I have posted, includes posts that merely contain quotes.

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